If you’re ever sad think of my brother who is 16 and refuses to do his own laundry so when my mom doesn’t do it he resorts to leggings as clean underwear
ur a rockstar
great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
cool tricks to share with your kids
ah dumpster diving, or as i like I call it “finding myself”
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite band member is big enough
when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage
*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
Haha yea esp with my HUGE COCK haha broe . Damn my
meat so big haha fuck. Big penis , big penis man it’s me