Satans Booty Rocking

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

goddessoftheinternet:

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

  • extremely ticklish
  • runs away from feelings
  • also problems
  • bad communicator
  • awkward and shy around people i like
  • refuses to make plans ever
  • sarcastic asshole

19th & 20th century tiaras

hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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Kings are dying like flies.

My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

sixfeetunderrthestars:

Remembering Sunday 2007, 2009, 2011, 2013

that-arrogant-boy:

"Lonely Girl"- Tonight Alive

that-arrogant-boy:

"Lonely Girl"- Tonight Alive


Let it go, let it go, “You are enough.”So we let our shadows fall away like dust.

Let it go, let it go, “You are enough.”
So we let our shadows fall away like dust.

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out